I tried to run after being off for a week because of my back. Let me take that back, I wouldn’t call it a run. I will call it a “weird movement.” I don’t know why I thought I’d be acclimated to 90 degree humid weather. I also ran on the dam of the lake, with no shade, and at 5 o’clock in the afternoon.
I ran “intervals” which were based on when I couldn’t breathe and when I could breathe a little.
Things I saw on my run:
-2 dead snakes
-A used condom
-A girl that appeared to be rollerblading for the first time in her life.
I saw a girl who was running in khakis and a big shirt. I was concerned about her, because I was wearing way less than that and my clothes were dri-fit and I was about to have a heat stroke.
I was shooting for 3 miles, but after 2 1/2 miles I gave it up and just turned off my Garmin. On my weak shuffle back to the car I turned on “Lean like a Cholo” and mentally did the dance. I got pretty good at it, but I’ve yet to try it in real life. This is one reason why I’ll be single forever.
(By the way I still have no idea what a cholo is.)